Bottling day is always exciting. New releases, new vintages, new blends. We look forward to our bottling days.
However, I don't think there have been more than three bottlings in ten years that didn't arrive with a surprise or two. (See here for pictures of bottling.) We order our bottles from one firm, then we order foil capsules from another, corks from yet another, and getting labels printed and delivered on time would tax the patience of a Zen monk. But I have never, until now, experienced a lonesome truck driver bleating like a lost deer outside my bedroom window at 3:30 am.
It was a dark and moonlit night. I was sound asleep. Until I awakened to a loud, moaning, "Loww!" A long pause, then another desperate moan, "Nloww!" Where we live, one can hear a dozen owls wooing each other with their low, operatic tenor, and lost fawns moaning like bass-voiced sheep for their mothers. But this sound was almost human. I listened intently, my eyes bugging out as if that would help. After some more moaning, I heard, "Eneebuddythere?"
Truly freaked out by now, I awakened Dan and I suggested (in case it was some homicidal maniac luring us to our deaths) that he should go check it out. So Dan goes to the front door of our farmhouse and steps outside.
Some poor truck driver had arrived with an extra-long trailer full of bottles--about 40 pallets, in fact, and he could not maneuver the 90-degree turn between the two oaks at the end of the driveway. So he left that huge truck-trailer rig on Vineyard Drive, just after a twisty turn, walked up our drive, stood under the crabapple tree and yelled at our bedroom window until we woke up. Dan said he felt sorry for him. So there's Dan, standing barefoot on the front porch, trying to have a conversation with this guy, who will not come any closer than the tree. Sound carries in our bucolic valley, so I'm sure the neighbors could hear Dan saying, "No, dude! You cannot come up this road! I don't know where you can turn around. Maybe Peachy Canyon Road? You're going to Talley next? Do you even know where Talley is?" The conversation went on for about 15 minutes before the driver finally padded back down to his truck and took off. Unfortunately for him he was still pointed north, Talley is 45 minutes south, and there are few places for a rig like that to turn around on our winding country road.
Worried about him, Dan and I cuddled up on the sofa with our menagerie of pets and half-slumbered through some forgettable movie. Finally Dan said, "There he goes," and we saw the lights of a large trailer rig heading south on Vineyard Drive.
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